The ad says “Live close to nature in a very serene 3 bedrm. 2 bath mobile home. Enjoy the ocean view from your front porch! Rare opportunity to live snuggled in the Santa Monica Mountains on a private road. New fridge and Ikea kitchen. Washer & dryer. Cactus garden, organic vegetable garden and ROOM FOR CHICKENS (emphasis mine). Your own storage shed and lots of open space. Woodstove, bumpy roads, lots of good hiking and beautiful sunsets. You would never know you are 25 minutes from Santa Monica or Hollywood.”
The price is, um, about $1000 a month more than my budget. Anyone want to live in Topanga Canyon with me?